A man and his wife are on a couch,
Wife is watching a show the man has no interest in, and so he is reading a book. During the show, she farts, like couch-shaking hard. The man says nothing until the commercial break, and then cheers:
"Give me a P! clap clap Give me an A clap clap Give me an M clap clap clap What's that smell?!"
He politely returns to reading, just in time for her show to come back on.
True story. The names have been changed. She took it well, but she had to pause her show to stop laughing.
Wife is watching a show the man has no interest in, and so he is reading a book. During the show, she farts, like couch-shaking hard. The man says nothing until the commercial break, and then cheers:
"Give me a P! clap clap Give me an A clap clap Give me an M clap clap clap What's that smell?!"
He politely returns to reading, just in time for her show to come back on.
True story. The names have been changed. She took it well, but she had to pause her show to stop laughing.
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