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Buddhist monk walks into a barber shop to get his head shaved, and the
barber greets him. Taking the implication, the barber prepares the
lather and does a fine job shaving the monk's head down to the last
hair.
When the monk offers him some cash for the deed, the barber refuses, saying, "For a holy man such as yourself, it's free".
Obviously delighted, the monk gestures thanks and leaves the barber shop. The day ends and the barber closes his shop.
The next day, wouldn't you know it? As the barber opens up, he finds at the front door a dozen gemstones! So the barber prepares his shop for the day, and much later in the afternoon a priest walks into the shop to get the back of his neck shaved.
The barber prepares his best razors and does a fine job of shaving his neck, down to the last hair.
The priest stands with a smile, and says, "Here, take this" and offers the barber some cash. The barber refuses, saying, "For a man of the cloth such as yourself, it's free".
Obviously delighted, the priest is baffled and thanks the barber gratuitously. The day ends and the barber closes his shop.
The next day, wouldn't you know it? As the barber opens up, he finds at the front door a dozen roses! So the barber prepares his shop for the day, and much later in the afternoon a rabbi walks into the shop to get his payot trimmed.
The barber proceeds to prepare his best scissors, cutting the payout with the most precision and formality, right down to the last scruff.
The rabbi stands with a grin, and offers the barber some cash. The barber refuses, saying, "For a man of God such as yourself, it's free".
The rabbi is absolutely baffled, and thanks the barber gratuitously! The day ends and the barber closes his shop.
The next day, wouldn't you know it? As the barber opens up, he finds at the front door a dozen rabbis!
When the monk offers him some cash for the deed, the barber refuses, saying, "For a holy man such as yourself, it's free".
Obviously delighted, the monk gestures thanks and leaves the barber shop. The day ends and the barber closes his shop.
The next day, wouldn't you know it? As the barber opens up, he finds at the front door a dozen gemstones! So the barber prepares his shop for the day, and much later in the afternoon a priest walks into the shop to get the back of his neck shaved.
The barber prepares his best razors and does a fine job of shaving his neck, down to the last hair.
The priest stands with a smile, and says, "Here, take this" and offers the barber some cash. The barber refuses, saying, "For a man of the cloth such as yourself, it's free".
Obviously delighted, the priest is baffled and thanks the barber gratuitously. The day ends and the barber closes his shop.
The next day, wouldn't you know it? As the barber opens up, he finds at the front door a dozen roses! So the barber prepares his shop for the day, and much later in the afternoon a rabbi walks into the shop to get his payot trimmed.
The barber proceeds to prepare his best scissors, cutting the payout with the most precision and formality, right down to the last scruff.
The rabbi stands with a grin, and offers the barber some cash. The barber refuses, saying, "For a man of God such as yourself, it's free".
The rabbi is absolutely baffled, and thanks the barber gratuitously! The day ends and the barber closes his shop.
The next day, wouldn't you know it? As the barber opens up, he finds at the front door a dozen rabbis!
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