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3 in 1 Joke about weight lifting
- A Disney gym is opened, where all the Disney cartoon characters
go to work out. Hercules goes into the gym and decides to do a pec
workout at the same time the crows from Dumbo are there. He sets up on
his bench and picks up his weights. The crows say "That's the second
time I've seen an elephant fly"
- A kid wants to compete in his first bench press competition. He's
telling his friends about it, and they ask how a bench press
competition goes. The kid says "First, I go to the judge and tell him
how much I weigh." The friends ask "Why?" The kid says "Because I just
need to get it off my chest."
- Two friends are lifting weights together. One of them is
struggling on a heavy bench press, and the spotter yells "go on! Lift
the weight! Be a pussy!" She completes the lift, and then asks the
spotter "don't you mean, don't be a pussy?" The spotter says "No, I mean
push the weight like it's just a little eight pound baby."
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